Steal My Hijab
Guh', you WISH you could SMH. Get outta my face!
by Rumshaaaa March 02, 2011
Shaking/Scratching My Head, often used on the Internet when in deep confusion about a certain subject.
Facebook Status: That guy on the street just handed me a piece of bread and walked off.lol SMH...
by The Narkizzle September 09, 2010
smh is short for "suck my hole." It is similar to smd, but instead it is referring to the hole.
John: You are such an asshole Jake.
Jake: smh, bitch.
by Amit Prajapati October 03, 2012
Acronym for "Shit Makes Ham." Used to refer to the occurrence or existence of unbelievable or unpalatable events or situations.
Upon discovering that one's home has been ransacked, one may utter, "SMH."

A manager may rationalize the firing of a subordinate by commenting on the subordinate's job performance as, "Shit makes ham."
by dooeh May 25, 2012
SMH simply means "so much horseshit"
I'm tired of all of this lying. SMH.
by tilleywacker44 February 17, 2012
*Smiling Mad Hard*
Joe idkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Maggie: this is so weirddddd

Joe: smh

Maggie: smiling mad hard ?

Joe: hahaha sureeeee
by lefanny December 03, 2011
Meaning either "Suck My Hoe" or "Slap My Hoe" used when on person is angry at another and wants to fight so the person says SMH, and the angry person must slap his hoe (a.ka. bitch) or if someones in a sexual mood and is hitting on on person if that person says SMH, the sexual person must then suck his hoe.
Person 1: Come over here and fight me bitch!
Person 2: Well you can just SMH!
Person 1: *Slaps hoe
or,
Person 1: Hey what up baby?!
Person 2: wtf do you want?
Person 1: I wanna fuck.
Person 2: *Sighs, smh
Person 1: *Sucks hoe
by stopthathoe November 27, 2011

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