smells balls 

An expression, like "licks balls" used to describe something really bad, something really stupid, something that would generally lick balls, but is much worse.

The US Hockey Team smells balls compared to even the Kazahkstan Team.

smells balls by Ric & Roy August 4, 2005

Smelly Balls

When your balls stink becuase of the reasons below.

I just took a jog and my balls are sweaty! Poor smelly balls are trapped in my pants next to my leftover shit I forgot to whipe getting more smelly! Shit+Sweat=smelly balls!

Smelly Balls by Joeeeeee May 26, 2014

Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick 

An act of deception and great tactical nous. The victim, after having been stripped naked and rolled in butter, is stood infront of a very low beam, he then has a pair of very smelly, 3 week unwashed human testicles waved in his face. As said buttered naked victim reverses and bends to navigate under said low beam he unwittingly slots himself onto a ludicrously large freshly lubed dildo that has been stuck to the wall using a medievel glue like concotion of pigs semen and the matted hair from the crotch of a dead rabbit. As the victims buttocks hit the wall either side of the dildo and his eyes bulge wide in fear the perpetrator of this amusing parlour game waves his balls at the victim and shouts "Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick".

Please note due to recent legislation the use of rabbits hair is seen as being rather unsporting and frankly in bad taste.

With fear in his eyes the freshly buttered Steve recoiled away from the stench perpetrating forth from the rancid balls of Ali. As the dildo slipped betwixt his cavernous sphincter his eyes bulged, the corners of his mouth showed a glimpse of a smile and he sighed a deep groan of pleasure before the neanderthal Ali waved his balls dramatically and shreiked "Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick"!!!!!!!!!

Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick by And then came the Flop September 13, 2007

Smelly Balls

A term used by the person who does the laundry when they can't remember what the fabric softener Downy Unstoppables is called.

Honey, can you buy some smelly balls? We are out and I have to do the laundry this weekend.

Smelly Balls by cornmesser June 10, 2021

Smelly Balls

when that one femboys balls are just always sweaty

"that guys got some pretty smelly balls, hes probably a femboy"

Smelly Balls by Allastorm November 7, 2025

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

Dick Twisty to 1080 Biggie Smalls Ball Grab 

The most dangerous skateboard trick ever conceived. First done by Bob Burnquist at the 2011 California Butt Jam. The trick proved so difficult that the pure centripetal force involved fractured six ribs and dispelled enough heated kinetic energy to scorch local fields and vegetation. Under no circumstance should this trick ever be attempted. If recreated, God herself will shed a tear.

“Hey Josh you ever end up getting that date with Mindy for Friday night?”

“A date with Mindy ANY night is about as possible as a Dick Twisty to 1080 Biggie Smalls Ball Grab, Drake!”

Dick Twisty to 1080 Biggie Smalls Ball Grab by IgnorantMedia January 9, 2022