11 definitions by Random schoolkid

who tf is that

When you see someone you have never seen before

"yo who tf is that?" "idk"

by Random schoolkid December 6, 2021

no

"no"

"no"

by Random schoolkid June 27, 2021

Yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn

when you question why a homeless dude is on your dick

"yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn?" "shiii idk"

by Random schoolkid December 6, 2021

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

by Random schoolkid June 27, 2021

why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life?

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.

*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless

by Random schoolkid June 27, 2021

that dude just jumped off a 4 story building

When someone jumps off a 4 story building

"yo that dude just jumped off a 4 story building" "damn thats crazy..."

by Random schoolkid December 6, 2021

leg

what you use to fucking walk dumbo

oh shit bob got his legs fucking cut off by his dead mother! a dumb sentence i took 2 minutes to think about to show you how stupid you are for taking the time to open up urban dictionary and searched up what the fuck a leg is. might as well cut it off you don't deserve it if you don't know what the hell it is

by Random schoolkid June 27, 2021