Smellanie 

A cancerous growth of a girl that feeds on the happiness of others, until there is no more left in the entire world for anyone. One of the causes of the downfall of Western Civilization.

Dude, you really have to break up with that girl, she's a Smellanie.

Smellanie by helloiamjon September 6, 2011

Smellfie 

You fart near someone you're about to take a selfie with, and take the picture just as they indulge in your delicious aroma.

You should have seen the look on her face when I took that smellfie. Priceless!

Smellfie by RickJames5885 March 3, 2015

Smashing Smellies 

a variation of the idiom "bumping uglies"

" Dude, Tom and Sue were smashing smellies all night long"

"I hadn't showered in three days man, she still came over......and ya, we still smashed smellies."

"I sure would like to smash her smelly"

Smashing Smellies by theonewhoknows2010 February 4, 2010

ploppin' smellies

pooping, taking a number two

Where's Eric?
He's in the restroom ploppin' smellies.

ploppin' smellies by onewhopoops June 28, 2009

smelloid

A smelloid is a person who is annoying and smelly

Yo, you are being a total smelloid today

smelloid by Tylerjw22 March 23, 2021

smelliese 

smelliese:noun; a male of substandard intelligence that often masturbates oneself under the table during social gatherings and generally produces a rather distinct and officious odor harkening to tht of skunk or a dirty(infected) murmur; a word for something more sickening and vile than a justeen

"why is that dude jerkin it under the lunch table?"

"thats disgusting what a smelliese"

smelliese by big justeen November 17, 2011

Smellfie 

To fart and then waft it towards your own face.

Russ: Dude, why are you smiling like that?

Buzz: Because I just did a really impressive smellfie, I'd share it with you, but then it wouldn't be a smellfie.

Smellfie by Efty November 28, 2013