4 definitions by Efty

When two lesbians fart while scissoring eachother.
Me: "What the hell is that noise? And what is that smell?"
Ale: "Oh, that is just two chicks doing some hot pneumatic scissoring in the other room"
by Efty February 6, 2013
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Similar to the reverse snowball however the load is depositted in the arse of reverse dirty snowballee. Post-deposition of said load, the girl sits on the reverse dirty snowballers face, allows the cooze to drip into the mans mouth and then french kissing is commenced to return the load to the girl.
by Efty August 12, 2009
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When one craps their pants due to the sudden force of a cough.
Buzz: "cough cough"

Russ: "Holy crap, what is that stench?"

Buzz: "Oh shit, I just croughed"

Russ: "Hee hee."
by Efty April 17, 2014
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To fart and then waft it towards your own face.
Russ: Dude, why are you smiling like that?

Buzz: Because I just did a really impressive smellfie, I'd share it with you, but then it wouldn't be a smellfie.
by Efty November 29, 2013
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