smellaphone 

A little-known device invented to allow two people to communicate across large distances that could collect and transmit audial and olfactory information. Despite the inventor's enthusiasm, this never caught on, and only a few small phone companies in the midwest provide transmission of the smella-signal.

The commercial went something like this:
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
For only fifty dollas, you could have your own.
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
It would be like one great big smelly ice cream cone.

smellaphone by Stebo November 18, 2004

smegmaphile 

a person who enjoys oral sex with a man whose penis has much smegma, or "dick cheese."

She said, "Nothing tastes better than cleaning out a hot guy's dick cheese." That makes her a smegmaphile.

smegmaphile by krustydude August 19, 2009

smellaphone 

When you pick up a telephone to find that a previous user has left a nauseating odor on it, such as Avon perfume or burrito breath.

Don't answer that smellaphone, or you'll regret it.

smellaphone by Monkdunker August 28, 2003

Smellaphic 

Similar to a photographic memory but with smells. When you can recall exactly what something smelled like in that moment

“I need your smellaphic memory!”

“Sure… It was 1987 and-“

Smellaphic by Kass Ann September 8, 2023