smegmaphile 

a person who enjoys oral sex with a man whose penis has much smegma, or "dick cheese."

She said, "Nothing tastes better than cleaning out a hot guy's dick cheese." That makes her a smegmaphile.

smegmaphile by krustydude August 19, 2009

Smegmachine Gun 

The act of turning your forsekin inside out and twisting your penis several times to then unleash it spraying smegma in a swift-like fashion. This is usually done in the center of a group of people at a party or classroom.

Guy 1: "Hey! Did you see what I did at the party last night?"

Guy 2: "No, what did you do?"

Guy 1: "I managed to pull off the most epic smegmachine gun of all time!"

Guy 2: "Dude, no way!"

Guy 1: "Yeah! I even managed to hit my Grandpa who was fast asleep on the couch!"

Smegmachine Gun by Grandpa Bob January 16, 2014

smegophile 

a person who is sexually attracted to the crud that builds up in a mans foreskin or a clitoral hood

being a smegophile, i have to eat grilled cheese foreskin to get off.

smegophile by iamthegodofpoop May 1, 2011