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13 definitions by Monkdunker

 
1.
WMD
1.Weapons of Mass Destruction--A mythical concept that lives in the minds of paranoid, old, white guys and is used to scare the public and gather support for attacking another country.
(also see bogeyman)
2.A term used to generate income for Haliburton.
3.Something that the US is permitted to own, but reserves the right to determine which other countries may also own them.

If we can convice Americans that Iraq has WMDs, we can kick the snot out of them and pay Haliburton to rebuild the place.
by Monkdunker September 03, 2003
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2.
The male version of a bimbo, whore, or slut.
He's such a himbo that he'd sleep with anything that has, or had, a pulse.
by Monkdunker August 26, 2003
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3.
Waking up from a drunken stupor to find that your sexual partner of the previous night is not only ghastly, but is sleeping with his/her head resting on your arm. The only way to escape, without waking the beast, is to chew off your arm and flee.
Dude, that girl you picked up at the bar was coyote ugly.
by Monkdunker August 28, 2003
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4.
Fool, idiot, imbecile, wiper of other people's bottoms.
Dude, I hope your butt-wipe friend doesn't show up and wreck the party.
by Monkdunker August 26, 2003
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5.
Abbreviated word for hemorrhoids.
I can't go on a bike ride today, Billy, because my rhoids are shooting flames through the seat of my pants.
by Monkdunker August 27, 2003
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6.
An informal term for a bidet.
If your asshole is on fire, you better cool it off in the butt dunker.
by Monkdunker August 26, 2003
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7.
Something too large to be comprehended or utilized for any useful purpose, or a computer virus.
1.That sobig virus trashed my computer.
2.John, your tool is sobig that I'm gonna have to charge you extra if ya wanna hummer.
3.Blaine, that book for my Organic Chemistry class was like sobig that I didn't bother to try and read it, so that bastardo professor flunked me.
by Monkdunker August 27, 2003
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