Monkdunker's definitions

porcelain palace

Term used to describe any burger joint that is housed in a white, porcelain building. Applicable to places like White Castle, or many of the older burger joints in white buildings.

Let's find a good porcelain palace and get some sliders for lunch.

by Monkdunker August 26, 2003

smellaphone

When you pick up a telephone to find that a previous user has left a nauseating odor on it, such as Avon perfume or burrito breath.

Don't answer that smellaphone, or you'll regret it.

by Monkdunker August 28, 2003

Similarity

When someone's face looks so much like his asshole that his intestines don't know which way to pump the shit.

Dude, you got a bad case of similarity!

by Monkdunker August 25, 2003

butt-wipe

Fool, idiot, imbecile, wiper of other people's bottoms.

Dude, I hope your butt-wipe friend doesn't show up and wreck the party.

by Monkdunker August 26, 2003

rhoids

Abbreviated word for hemorrhoids.

I can't go on a bike ride today, Billy, because my rhoids are shooting flames through the seat of my pants.

by Monkdunker August 27, 2003

hubba-hubba

The worst phrase ever uttered by the "Greatest Generation," meaning something very desireable, such as a beautiful woman, or an indication of approval.

Hubba-hubba, Joe, did you see the wonderful gams on that swell dame? (Presently, anyone caught using hubba-hubba should be flogged & fined.)

by Monkdunker August 27, 2003

stinky slinky

The act of anal sex performed by a man on another man, or woman.

During a hot roll in the sack, he slipped her the stinky slinky.

by Monkdunker August 26, 2003