Monkdunker's definitions

stinky slinky

The act of anal sex performed by a man on another man, or woman.

During a hot roll in the sack, he slipped her the stinky slinky.

by Monkdunker August 26, 2003

hubba-hubba

The worst phrase ever uttered by the "Greatest Generation," meaning something very desireable, such as a beautiful woman, or an indication of approval.

Hubba-hubba, Joe, did you see the wonderful gams on that swell dame? (Presently, anyone caught using hubba-hubba should be flogged & fined.)

by Monkdunker August 27, 2003

butt-wipe

Fool, idiot, imbecile, wiper of other people's bottoms.

Dude, I hope your butt-wipe friend doesn't show up and wreck the party.

by Monkdunker August 26, 2003

Similarity

When someone's face looks so much like his asshole that his intestines don't know which way to pump the shit.

Dude, you got a bad case of similarity!

by Monkdunker August 25, 2003

porcelain palace

Term used to describe any burger joint that is housed in a white, porcelain building. Applicable to places like White Castle, or many of the older burger joints in white buildings.

Let's find a good porcelain palace and get some sliders for lunch.

by Monkdunker August 26, 2003

coyote ugly

Waking up from a drunken stupor to find that your sexual partner of the previous night is not only ghastly, but is sleeping with his/her head resting on your arm. The only way to escape, without waking the beast, is to chew off your arm and flee.

Dude, that girl you picked up at the bar was coyote ugly.

by Monkdunker August 28, 2003

sobig

Something too large to be comprehended or utilized for any useful purpose, or a computer virus.

1.That sobig virus trashed my computer.
2.John, your tool is sobig that I'm gonna have to charge you extra if ya wanna hummer.
3.Blaine, that book for my Organic Chemistry class was like sobig that I didn't bother to try and read it, so that bastardo professor flunked me.

by Monkdunker August 27, 2003