Definitions by Monkdunker
Viagravation
He's suffering from viagravation because he still can't get it up, even though he took a dose of Viagra.
Viagravation by Monkdunker November 24, 2003
WMD
1.Weapons of Mass Destruction--A mythical concept that lives in the minds of paranoid, old, white guys and is used to scare the public and gather support for attacking another country.
(also see bogeyman)
2.A term used to generate income for Haliburton.
3.Something that the US is permitted to own, but reserves the right to determine which other countries may also own them.
(also see bogeyman)
2.A term used to generate income for Haliburton.
3.Something that the US is permitted to own, but reserves the right to determine which other countries may also own them.
If we can convice Americans that Iraq has WMDs, we can kick the snot out of them and pay Haliburton to rebuild the place.
WMD by Monkdunker September 3, 2003
coyote ugly
Waking up from a drunken stupor to find that your sexual partner of the previous night is not only ghastly, but is sleeping with his/her head resting on your arm. The only way to escape, without waking the beast, is to chew off your arm and flee.
coyote ugly by Monkdunker August 28, 2003
smellaphone
When you pick up a telephone to find that a previous user has left a nauseating odor on it, such as Avon perfume or burrito breath.
Don't answer that smellaphone, or you'll regret it.
smellaphone by Monkdunker August 28, 2003
rhoids
Abbreviated word for hemorrhoids.
I can't go on a bike ride today, Billy, because my rhoids are shooting flames through the seat of my pants.
rhoids by Monkdunker August 27, 2003
sobig
1.That sobig virus trashed my computer.
2.John, your tool is sobig that I'm gonna have to charge you extra if ya wanna hummer.
3.Blaine, that book for my Organic Chemistry class was like sobig that I didn't bother to try and read it, so that bastardo professor flunked me.
2.John, your tool is sobig that I'm gonna have to charge you extra if ya wanna hummer.
3.Blaine, that book for my Organic Chemistry class was like sobig that I didn't bother to try and read it, so that bastardo professor flunked me.
sobig by Monkdunker August 27, 2003
hubba-hubba
The worst phrase ever uttered by the "Greatest Generation," meaning something very desireable, such as a beautiful woman, or an indication of approval.
Hubba-hubba, Joe, did you see the wonderful gams on that swell dame? (Presently, anyone caught using hubba-hubba should be flogged & fined.)
hubba-hubba by Monkdunker August 27, 2003