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smegmaphile
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a person
who enjoys
oral sex
with a man whose penis has much smegma, or "
dick cheese
."
She said, "Nothing tastes
better than
cleaning
out a hot guy's
dick cheese
." That makes her a smegmaphile.
smegmaphile
by
krustydude
August 19, 2009
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