smelf

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

by K-Brown October 25, 2005

smelf

(n) The bad odor a person smells on oneself after excessive sweating. The ability to smell one's own b.o.

smelfy (adj) Having a bad case of smelf.

(smell + self)

I thought I was smelling the sewage treatment plant but it was smelf.

I was so smelfy from the hike that even patchouli couldn't save me from smelling my own stink.

by baubo September 22, 2009

smelf

1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.
Billy: Did you clean up?
Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

by Bob Saget's Son May 28, 2009

Smelf

A smelly elf.

Oh damn that's a real smelf.

by nOT TINKI September 18, 2017

Smelf

Mike Kohl.....

Why do you smell so bad? It's cuz im a smelf ;P

by Ohouse February 8, 2011

Smelf

A smelly elf.

That smelf stinks.

by nOT TINKI September 18, 2017

Smelf-Awareness

The awareness of one’s personal body odor.

Mike- “Jimmy smells like dog crap!”
Peter- “Doesn’t he realize he smells like horse manure?”
Mike- “He must have no smelf-awareness.”

by DylpickeSky February 28, 2018