smugmercial

A commercial while instead of promoting a specific manufacturer's product talks down to the consumer in an attempt to show their product in a more positive light.

These "corn sugar" ads are just smugmercials.

smugmercial by angrily shaking our fists June 1, 2011

smegmurt 

The custard like combination of smegma, semen, and processed dairy. An aromatic surprise for the unsuspecting fellatrix.

"Oh, darling, whatever is this flavorful dairy snack within the cap of your unshorn meat whistle?"

"That, love, is smegmurt, the lovingly crafted fruit of my Gentile cock and a big bowl of cereal!"

"I Can't Believe it's not Dick Butter!"

smegmurt by Prattinator October 2, 2009

smugmercial

A commercial that doesn't advertise anything specific but insults your intelligence. Usually has an actor or spokesperson talking up a product or industry that has earned a bad name.

Those "corn sugar" ads are such smugmercials.

smugmercial by joeyjojoshabadoosr June 4, 2011

Smegmen 

The mixture of both semen and smegma. Typical found on a male with a cheesedick that’s a chronic wanker.

My roommate’s room always smells like smegmen.

I gave myself a good wank after not bathing for three weeks and there was a lot of smegmen.

Smegmen by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

smegmectomy 

The removal of a thick layer of knobcheese from one's helmet.

I hadn't washed my bellend for weeks, but luckily there was time for a quick smegmectomy in the sink before Janet came round.

smegmectomy by RavyDavy April 21, 2006

Smegmarmalade 

A smegma preserve, commonly eaten at breakfast. Most people spread it on bread. It's proven to be pretty healthy and a great source of calcium.

Smegmarmalade is made of smegma recolted on "smegma trees". If you want to produce some, please be sure that the smegma is well ripe, or your smegmarmalade would have an acid, piss-like taste.

A scientist : the slice always fall on the smegmarmalade side*

A mother to her child : Do not eat smegmarmalade at the spoon!

Smegmarmalade by samegma August 12, 2010

Smemer 

"Memers" with a "sm" for no one to understand you when you say it.

Memer: AMOGUS SUS
Non-Memer: SMEMER! I HEAR A SMEMER!

Smemer by AE1313130990 September 4, 2021