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The removal of a thick layer of knobcheese from one's helmet.
I hadn't washed my bellend for weeks, but luckily there was time for a quick smegmectomy in the sink before Janet came round.
by RavyDavy March 31, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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