gettin head while sitting on the toilet takin a shit , first introduced "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" by Goldstien.
Goldstien: " Dude i fucked cindy kim and guess what she gave me smegma!!!"
Kumar: "Dude wut tha fuck is that?"
Goldstien " Its where you sittin on the toliet takin a shit right, and she starts givin you head"
Kumar: "Right there!!!"
Goldstien: "Right there!!!"
by mikey361 July 03, 2010
It is infact a Large amount of fungus forming from the cream of a uncircumsized penis.
Sonia doesn't know what a smegma really is, so I had to help her.
by You want to know March 30, 2006
I derogatory or insulting way to describe someone who is white or caucasian. It is insulting because it compares white people with the foul smelling skin condition that can accumulatate under the foreskin of a male penis. Smegma or dick cheese is "white".
Don't worry he is a Smegma, he can't help but be ignorant, arrogant, and overbearing all at once. He was born like that.

Sorry he is so judgemental, he is of the Smegma race.
by Ravalicious July 10, 2008
a cheese like substance found commonly near the head of the penis when it is uncircumsized. Also found between leg and scrotum.
You better get circumsized...smegma is gross.
by MYK February 14, 2005
Greek for SOAP.
I'm not kidding.
Smegma is greek for soap, and obviously, if it was really that bad, more people would know about it.
The thick greasy discharge found only when stomping, or putting pressure on a three-day-old dead woman's stomach. The discharge will quickly evacuate from the dead woman's vagina with minimal pressure.
Aaron + smegma = good times!
by christopher e. cole September 24, 2006
"Analogous to tears, smegma is the compilation of secretions by ectopic sebaceous glands located in the prepuce, the seminal secretions of the Cowper's gland and the prostate, the mucin content of the secretions of the urethral glands, and the sloughed epithelial cells. It provides the necessary mucosal lubricant and moisturizer and is rich in sexual pheromones. The prepuce normally prevents detection of this phenomenally charged scent until the glans is exposed at the time erection takes place." - Robert S. Van Howe, MD

"Smegma is probably the most misunderstood, most unjustifiably maligned substance in nature. Smegma is clean, not dirty, and is beneficial and necessary. It moisturizes the glans and keeps it smooth, soft, and supple. Its antibacterial and antiviral properties keep the penis clean and healthy. All mammals produce smegma." - Thomas J. Ritter, MD
"Is smegma useful? Yes, certainly. It lubricates the cavity between the foreskin of the penis and the glans, thus allows smooth movement between them during intercourse ... Nature has ... provided a natural ointment, smegma, to ensure easy lubrication and protect this delicate region of the male genital organ. / To secure its even distribution, smegma is formed from the whole inner surface of the foreskin cavity ... Smegma production ... is concentrated in the cells of innumerable small prominences, minute microscopic protrusions of various shapes and sizes found on the inner surface of the foreskin cavity ... Sexual intercourse becomes a regular feature of life (in adulthood) and the function of smegma assumes its full value ... Freshly formed smegma ... is a wholesome lubricant--making for ease in erection and smoothness in sexual intercourse." - Joyce Wright, MD
by The Lactivist Intactivist January 22, 2007
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