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Dried milk accumulated on the rim of a jug of milk. Often only a hazard when drinking directly from the jug.

d00d1: "Dude! Don't drink out of the jug! You'll get smegma all over your mouth!"
d00d2: "AH! You're right! AHHH.... It tastes like goat nipples! AH!"
d00d1: "Told you."
by tdawgmacfoo February 11, 2008
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(Smeg' muh)
Any whitish, unknown substance found on the human body

Originally used to define the white cheesy junk on the genitals the morning after sex.

When stuck on a guys schlong when he pees can make the stream go in multiple directions, none of which go into the toilet.
Tom: Whoa! Dude, you have smegma on your lip you fag!
Chris: you trippin' dawg, I just ate some vanilla ice cream.
by Angry Waiter March 06, 2007
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A nickname for anyone by the name of Megan.
Hey Smegma you dirty tramp, what are we going to do today?
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Cheese found in the cliterous of the vagina or pussy cheese
I made a ham and smegma sandwich.
by NATHANALBA May 04, 2007
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a delicious and yummy cheese that collects on a man's twang and is loved by every woman in the world.
Hello, this is my boyfriend, Jared, and his smegma is the most yummylicious thing ever!
by SAYRUHGAYRUH November 12, 2006
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Smegma is a mixture between piss, cum, skin and nob cheese it hangs around under your foreskin and is wating to be licked off by your girlfiends tounge, if gives off a cheesy aroma and obviously a cheesy taste.
My Girlfiend takes a smegma sanwich for her lunch
by Cally-boy November 25, 2005
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A cheese-like substance. Usually sticky, gooey, or a yellow color. My dad made this word when he spilled some on his shirt.
"Aw man! I got smegma all over my new shirt!"
by Steph Noneofyourbusiness April 15, 2010
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