skin and other shit found between the foreskin and shaft of the penis
EW, i have bare smegma bruh
by Dickhead Steve January 17, 2015
A substance which is created on hot sweaty days, and forms a layer of "cheese" like substance between the genitals and the anus. Smegma is often accompanied by a strong odor described as foul cheese.
Man 1: Dude whats that smell?

Man 2: Its my smegma, sorry....
by Rebel-Outcast January 12, 2010
Dried milk accumulated on the rim of a jug of milk. Often only a hazard when drinking directly from the jug.

d00d1: "Dude! Don't drink out of the jug! You'll get smegma all over your mouth!"
d00d2: "AH! You're right! AHHH.... It tastes like goat nipples! AH!"
d00d1: "Told you."
by tdawgmacfoo February 11, 2008
A nickname for anyone by the name of Megan.
Hey Smegma you dirty tramp, what are we going to do today?
by NO REALLY STOP PISSING ME OFF October 20, 2010
(Smeg' muh)
Any whitish, unknown substance found on the human body

Originally used to define the white cheesy junk on the genitals the morning after sex.

When stuck on a guys schlong when he pees can make the stream go in multiple directions, none of which go into the toilet.
Tom: Whoa! Dude, you have smegma on your lip you fag!
Chris: you trippin' dawg, I just ate some vanilla ice cream.
by Angry Waiter March 06, 2007
Cheese found in the cliterous of the vagina or pussy cheese
I made a ham and smegma sandwich.
by NATHANALBA May 04, 2007
A cheese-like substance. Usually sticky, gooey, or a yellow color. My dad made this word when he spilled some on his shirt.
"Aw man! I got smegma all over my new shirt!"
by Steph Noneofyourbusiness April 15, 2010

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