1. The moist and aromatic goodness that hangs from the under-sacks of self righteous translator contractors in Baghdad. Sometimes found on their upper lips.

2. condiment

2. The 'cream-beef' sauce that KBR serves in the morning.

The name of Dr. Colon's dwarf assistant in Charles Rodrigues' classic "Dr. Colon's Monster" serialized in the National Lampoon in the '70s. Smegma mistakenly stole the brain of a homosexual cadaver which was subsequently installed in the Frankenstein-like monster.

gettin head while sitting on the toilet takin a shit , first introduced "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" by Goldstien.

The crusty residue that collects on the opening of a ketchup bottle when the cap is put on without wiping the tip of the bottle first.

An abstract small unit of measure, meaning just a little bit or not too much of an object or item.

I derogatory or insulting way to describe someone who is white or caucasian. It is insulting because it compares white people with the foul smelling skin condition that can accumulatate under the foreskin of a male penis. Smegma or dick cheese is "white".

It is infact a Large amount of fungus forming from the cream of a uncircumsized penis.