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The substance idiots believe only intact men produce but it's biggest producer is the vagina. It can also form in skin folds and under breasts. Sometimes referred to as "dick cheese" but women produce 10x's more!
I just spent an hour eating out my girl. Had a feast of smegma and piss saturated toilet paper balls, I'm full!
by Intacti August 25, 2014
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It is infact a Large amount of fungus forming from the cream of a uncircumsized penis.
Sonia doesn't know what a smegma really is, so I had to help her.
by You want to know March 30, 2006
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Dried milk accumulated on the rim of a jug of milk. Often only a hazard when drinking directly from the jug.

d00d1: "Dude! Don't drink out of the jug! You'll get smegma all over your mouth!"
d00d2: "AH! You're right! AHHH.... It tastes like goat nipples! AH!"
d00d1: "Told you."
by tdawgmacfoo February 11, 2008
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(Smeg' muh)
Any whitish, unknown substance found on the human body

Originally used to define the white cheesy junk on the genitals the morning after sex.

When stuck on a guys schlong when he pees can make the stream go in multiple directions, none of which go into the toilet.
Tom: Whoa! Dude, you have smegma on your lip you fag!
Chris: you trippin' dawg, I just ate some vanilla ice cream.
by Angry Waiter March 06, 2007
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The crusty residue that collects on the opening of a ketchup bottle when the cap is put on without wiping the tip of the bottle first.
"watch out for ketchup cop when she sees the smegma on the bottle, she will probably go gretchen on you."
by hoosier daddy July 11, 2006
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The name of Dr. Colon's dwarf assistant in Charles Rodrigues' classic "Dr. Colon's Monster" serialized in the National Lampoon in the '70s. Smegma mistakenly stole the brain of a homosexual cadaver which was subsequently installed in the Frankenstein-like monster.
"Smegma, you've stolen the brain of a bloody queer!"
by Dr Dave July 10, 2006
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A nickname for anyone by the name of Megan.
Hey Smegma you dirty tramp, what are we going to do today?
by NO REALLY STOP PISSING ME OFF October 20, 2010
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