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A person of questionable charachter; a slut, hooker, someone very sexually active - also a general insult. Alternately, someone cute, attractive.
Jimmy is such a smeaze, I'm glad he's my smeaze.
by A Smeaze August 02, 2006
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noun: A female who breaks both the boundaries of smut and sleaze, conquering new whorish heights with her utter lack of self respect and sexual control. She has no real purpose or goals, her only aspirations being total immersion in the ways of the useless ho.
"Bro, I hooked up with this smeaze last night, and now I'm urinating razor blades."
"That smeaze over there has been eying me down. I'm scared"
by undergroundparagon August 11, 2009
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A word used by sterile males to mean slut, but mainly just said because they know they will never get shit from hot girls.
CMcClatchy: She's such a smeaze!
2Hot4You: Aw Chris you're just upset b/c you know you have no chance in hell to get with her.
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A person generally a slut. Comes from the words: smelly, meaty and sleazy. Smeaze can be used as an adjective, verb, or noun.
noun- God! Tammy is such a fucking smeaze.
adj- God! Tammy is so smeazey.
verb- Yo dog, we smeazin tonight?
by SmeazeMasterCee November 07, 2006
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