Seedy Settings 

Imagine this, You’re with a girl the time is 11pm you’re chilling in her room with a bottle of henny. she starts giving you the eyes. you know it’s about to be seedy settings

Popularly misheard as CD settings
Used famously by UK drill Artist v9 (Homerton)

My friend: Bro how was it last night ?
me : Seedy settings bro, what can i say

Seedy Settings by Just_a_simp June 20, 2020

Club house seating 

Club house seating is when one man sits on the toilet tank dropping an upper decker while another man sits on the bowl backwards while giving the man on the tank a BJ.

Dude I walked in on 2 co-workers performing a club house seating yesterday.

Club house seating by Cdaniel March 7, 2019

cd settings 

When u go to the beach with ur wife juss say CD settings advice from V9

"Kyle when your with your wife just tap on her shoulder at the beach and say CD settings, trust me Kyle"

cd settings by Venomous bop October 26, 2019

default setting 

Resort to using , an old way of acting, or habit, to deal with a person or situation. Can be negative or positive.

Negative:
One of his default settings is lying, because he's afraid of the truth.

When life gets overwhelming, her default setting is blaming others and being a victim.

It's hard to delete the default setting, of alcoholism.

Positive:
I used to worry a lot, but I changed my default setting, to "let it go" and now, things always seem to work out.

My default setting has always been, to look on the bright side.

It would be great if humanity's default setting was love.

default setting by WordyJoon August 28, 2017

sheating 

The act of ingesting sustenance whilst evacuating one's bowels

The Kraken relished so much in his mother's meatloaf and mashed potatoes that he did not want to pause from his meal as he felt the need to drop a massive deuce, instead he decided to take part in a little sheating session in order to reconcile both needs.

sheating by El_Duderin0 March 21, 2011

factory settings

1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.

I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.

factory settings by riemannslost0 February 4, 2020

Sheathing the flaming sword 

A risky sex act. A man puts on a condom and covers it in lighter fluid. He then lights it and puts his penis into a vagina.

I’m going to be sheathing the flaming sword with my girl tonight.

Sheathing the flaming sword by tankajahari December 1, 2022