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smash and grab

1)a form of petty thievery where the thief has a limited amount of time before he must flee the scene, and so maximizes this opportunity by breaking the glass of a storefront or display and grabbing as much loot as is possible in a single swoop. Often a shattered mess is what remains of the scene.
2)George W. Bush and Dick Cheney's Domestic and Foreign Policy. Substitute the words " the glass of a storefront or display" with either "Iraq,""The Planet," or "The American People."
1) The proprietors had it coming. They were just begging for a good ol' smash and grab.
2)Substitute "Iraq", "The Planet," "The American People," "our grandchildren," for the word "proprietors." in the above sentence.
smash and grab by Pantaloon January 15, 2008
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smash and grab

A term used for a female you would have sex with but nothing else. One night stand type of female. I.e you would 'smash and grab' her but wouldn't be seen in public with her or let her meet your mum.
Look at that filthy piece over there, she is worth a smash and grab.
smash and grab by vigvam1 July 28, 2010

Smash and grab

When in prison, and one man is anal raping another man but has the decency to give the rapee a reach around.
My first few years in prison were rough, but my new cell mate at least gives me the courtesy of a smash and grab.
Smash and grab by blacksheeep September 2, 2010

smash and grab

The act of breaking in and stealing something from whithin the broken object. Commonly used for objects in a car. Yo smash the window and grab the cd player.
Someone was doing smash and grab on high end cars.

Smash and Grab

Forcefully smacking someone's ass then once contact is made, grabbing it firmly.
Stop smacking my ass!
I'm not, I'm giving you the ol' smash and grab!
Smash and Grab by fUCKDpopO October 18, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026