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smartoon 

A short comic strip, usually in newspapers, that ends with a comedic and/or witty punch-line.
Yo, did you read todays strip? It's a damn smartoon.
smartoon by K-ROOT September 15, 2010

smartonakis 

Term used for someone that tries to act smart but they're not.

Originated from the Andy Milonakis Show.
Person A: Hey guess what? I know a lot of science like E=MC squared!

Person B: Yeah everybody knows that, you smartonakis.
smartonakis by jello811 March 13, 2009

smaetoonz 

Some dumb bitch who makes up words. Shes manipulative and a liar who will do anything to get her way
"Who's that bitch"

"Oh she calls herself smaetoonz"

"That sounds fucking stupid, is that even a word. What the hell does it mean"
smaetoonz by smaetoonz June 22, 2019
I sat with my woman discussing life's imponderables and ended up with hardcore smarton.
smarton by joelmw October 25, 2010

smartonion 

smartonion fucked my sister
oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Smartfone 

The act of performing the wristwatch and the brain at the same time
Horace totaly smartfoned me yesterday