I went to McDonald's and had me a Big Mac. About 30 seconds later, my insides were feeling kinda
funny. I drove home speeding at like 200 kilometers an hour. I fumbled my keys tryna unlock the fucking
door, thinking "please let me get inside." I farted the second I got inside, but it felt like more than just a fart. I waddled like a penguin to the bathroom, and there was this 3-inch turd in my boxers. A 3-inch piece of fucking
green slimy shit made it's way in to my boxers! Shit
shart, I thought.
After wiping, I experienced diarrhea.