A completely Object Oriented (OO) language that was created to be as easy as smalltalk (chit-chat). In actuality, it's the programmer's bane, driving otherwise sane individuals,
particularly college students who take Smalltalk classes, to bouts of
heavy drinking, depression, and in some cases,
suicidal tendencies.
Student 1 - "Why oh why do we have to take smalltalk?"
Student 2 (Whilst drinking heavily from a handle of rum) - "Because those fuckers won't
bloody well let us take C++ which would
actually be
practical!"