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smackass 

One who thinks they know-it-all, but couldn't tell you their ass from their elbow.
Some smackass at poker last night was insisting that a three-of-a-kind beats a flush.

That smackass drives a Jeep, but tells everyone he owns a truck.
smackass by wiseguy February 24, 2004

smacked ass 

An idiot. Someone who walks around as if he's been literally, smacked in the ass.
So, this smacked ass walks up to me, and asks me if I've got a dollar
smacked ass by Pete November 28, 2003

smacked ass 

when your Greek mate has the face of a smacked ass
Hey is that Nico's cousin Magda? My God he has a smacked ass for a face
smacked ass by DepoppyFella September 5, 2023

Smackassins 

Assassins that don't kill but instead run around and smack the sense into people.
I really need to sic smackassins on that moron.
Smackassins by alwayshuntress March 18, 2019

smackass 

(v) to be extremely lazy, refraining from situations that involve energy such as physical activity and or body movement.
(n) one who refuses to do anything benificial with their time
Yo what are you doing man, you tryin to go to the Y?
Na man, i got shit to do. I gotta smackass from at least 12-4. Yeeeahhh
smackass by getoffme January 18, 2005

Smacked Ass 

The look of an embarrassed, humiliated person or angry person, indicated by a flushed face read skin.
Damn dude, you came out of that meeting looking like a smacked ass!
Smacked Ass by Skeebo127 April 7, 2009