souties 

A englishman with one foot in the UK, one Foot in South Africa, and his cock in the sea.

Stuart: I'm going to the UK with Lilly tomorrow!
Kobus: Julle is foken souties.

souties by africanbriton September 17, 2014

Slutison 

An ugly little slut who 'accidently' bangs every male individual in sight by tripping and landing on their dicks. She hides crumbs of food in her rolls of fat and is sat at a PC all day playing online-games to make herself feel important.

Slutison: im hungry

Guy: aren't you always *eats sweets*

Slutison: ill shag u for one of them sweets

Slutison by Nalol February 12, 2014

cut slutties

An Australian term used for driving laps around a town. Favoured by bogans and muzzas.

I'm bored. Let's find some chicks. Let's go cut slutties.

cut slutties by Disto December 31, 2010

slutress 

A seemingly classy woman who galavants around the local watering holes in search of recognition. An established or career woman, usually mature and divorced. A closet whore.

"Hey, did you see Jay's mom at the bar last night?"

"Yea, she was hanging all over the dads in the place, it was a mess"
"Apparently you can still get laid no matter how old you are cause you played football when you were in high school."

"True. What a Slutress."
"I wish I played football in highschool."

slutress by dotoking November 26, 2010

Slutism 

When you always feel the need to say something against those who can't help but be promiscuous and underdressed.

It's like racism but for sluts; Slutism

Slutism by AverageThinker October 27, 2009

slutistics 

A mathematical equations which explains the reason why 2 in every 10 women are sluts, 5 out of every 10 women are monogamous, and 3 out of every 10 women are prudes. When these statistics are set equal to the ratio of male sluts, 9 out of 10, it becomes apparent that female slut are simply trying to restore order to the universe by fucking all the male sluts that the monogamous and prude women will not fuck. If more women would put out, then the need for sluts would deminish because the ratios would equal out. So the basis of slutistics is to show that without sluts, the order of the universe would cease and existence as we know it would no longer be. To that I say, thank you to all sluts for keeping the world safe. Support your local slut.

There were 10 men and 10 women at the party, Jane and Lisa were the only sluts. Slutisitcs deem that Jane and Lisa will have to fuck 4.5 men each in order to keep the world spinning because those other lazy ass bitches wont pull their own weight.

slutistics by Pass March 18, 2004

slutish

a cuter way of saying the word "slut"
refers to a a sexually promiscuous person.
A woman prostitute, female dog
A slovenly woman; a slattern.

A: Ann sleeps over and backpack with guys.
B: WTS! she is a slutish.

slutish by primaverabebe September 10, 2010