Slutuation 

1) A girl coming on to a guy hard, sometimes unwanted
2) A slutty situation
3) An event (often sorority related) in which many girls are wearing little clothing and looking to get some

1) Tim: Hey Bob, I think we need to go find another party with Ron.
Bob: What? We just got here!
Tim: Yeah but we hafta save Ron from this slutuation. She's ugly.

2) She got trashed and hooked up with all those dudes she met on the street - what a slutuation.

3) Hey man, you gotta get over here now! It's a perfect slutuation!

Slutuation by Psyko1 July 18, 2011

syruption 

The part of a wet dream when semen suprts out of the male's penis.

Chad: Dude, I had a dream about Stacy last night. Unnfortunately, I woke up right in the middle of a syruption.

Mike: Chad, you're 35 years old. Aren't you a little old for wet dreams?

syruption by B Dylan June 14, 2009

Syruption 

A syruption, the event of syrupt exploding or erupting.

As Johnny was trying to open the syrup, he attempted to gently pull up the top, however he misjudged his own strength and people all over Toronto had to evacuate because of the syruption.

Syruption by penguinfromtheinternet September 7, 2010

Slutuation 

the act of a man having fun...meeting a woman and dating her. He then has his life ruined cuz she's fucking half the guys she works with and trying for all the others she knows. A complete attention monger.

Johnny met a girl and thought he had a nice girl named Jess O. Now he's in a real slutuation cuz she fucks all the boys at work and lies about it

Slutuation by JayKohan September 4, 2013

Slurection 

A sloth's erection. Or a mystical anomaly of nature whose beauty mystifies the animal kingdom.

Hey, check out that aardvark!
That's nothing compared to a slurection.

Slurection by Twiggi March 9, 2005

Slutution

A solution that involves high amounts of slutty-ness or slutty acts. Usually these solutions have high success rates but always come with repercussions.

John didn't care that his girlfriend got him out of trouble. What bothered him is that she came up with a slutution that involved monkeys, the football team and a uni-cycle.

Slutution by zendakin September 30, 2011

Slurpation 

Slurping sensation, if you get called a slurpation then you are weird, the slurpation of a drink.

Your such a slurpation

Slurpation by Bobina the builder May 14, 2017