hammer slurper

Someone who likes to gorf big objects.
by Bob Trifidovilodou November 27, 2013
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you-slurper

A younger bitch who attempts to dethrone the life of a married woman because she can suck her husband's cock better than her.
My husband was a pig, but he wasn't going to ruin our marriage over a you-slurper.
by Arnie Grape June 17, 2021
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hershey slurper

One who tosses a salad and eats the dressing. They lick people's unclean butt holes.
Sarah is a Hershey slurper. She licks buttholes and most aren't wiped.
by cockEinstein March 31, 2014
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Slop Slurper

A person who mindlessly consumes low-quality or brain-numbing content online, often found indulging in engagement bait, pointless drama, and AI-generated posts on Reddit without questioning their authenticity. Slop slurpers actively enjoy participating in fake internet stories and shallow debates, often oblivious to the irony of the content they're engaging with. Think of them as digital cattle, eagerly lapping up every spoonful of slop the internet throws their way.
"Bro, you seriously spent your Saturday night getting worked up over engagement bait on Twitter? You’ve gone full slop slurper, my dude."
by BigLSharp September 05, 2024
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semen slurper

A woman/girl who wants semen from men.
Sydney is a semen slurper, all she wants is semen from men.
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Gherkin slurper

A woman or man who gives a particularly sloppy or messy blow job, usually forgoing the traditional finale
of spit or swallow in favor of simply letting your manly essence run down your shaft, balls and ultimately into your ass crack.
yeah the head was good but she was a real gherkin slurper..... I was cleaning myself up for like 15 minutes afterwards
by Victor Davenport August 18, 2016
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slit slurper

One who licks and/or slurps female genitalia,whether they are male or female.
I believe Gina and Teri are slit slurper's
by R birch January 29, 2017
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