spoonful

normally, heroin; more generally, any drug that is injected after being dissolved in a spoon

"could fill spoons full of diamond/could fill spoons fulls of gold/just just a little spoon of your precious love/will satisfy my soul" -from howlin' wolf's song "spoonful"

spoonful by Spoonered January 23, 2010

spoonful

A sexual encounter that consists of either vaginal intercourse, oral intercourse, or anal intercourse.

I got a spoonful last night.
Hey, did she give you a spoonful?

spoonful by Jonny O May 21, 2006

spoonful of pills 

The act of gorging oneself with prescription narcotics until your face droops and words are slurred beyond recognition.

Have you seen Jessica?

Yeah. She's by her car trying to talk to her reflection in the window. She loves a spoonful of pills.

spoonful of pills by Jsmelks September 30, 2015

spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey 

Everything that seems too good to be true most likely IS too good to be true; there's something suspicious about that. This expression originally comes from the Russian "lozhka govna v bochke myoda" with the same meaning.

$50 for that "Rolex"? There's a spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey. I think you got ripped off and they sold you a turnip.

spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey by pentozali December 28, 2005

spoonful dick

a condition that occurs after taking a piss where you think you properly shook out all excess piss, but when dick is placed back in pants a "spoonful" of piss leaks out causing discomfort and many jokes if visible outside of pants. (*Note: happens often when in a hurry.)

"Hey Ridley, I thought I got it all but I was wrong I had spoonful dick."
"Hey look at Cameron's pants, he must of had spoonful dick!"

spoonful dick by Jeff B. C. May 8, 2005

spoonful of juice 

A variety of shit that starts out innocently as a fart, but manifests itself as a wet mess covering the ass cheeks and, in extreme cases, the underwear.

I pushed a little too hard on that fart and got a spoonful of juice in my pants.

spoonful of juice by RipAllen March 18, 2006

Spoonful of Brown Sugar 

When you shit on your partner's chest and then your partner comes to spoon with you and rubs it against your back.

Dan had some bad sushi last night and accidently shit on his wife's chest while making love, so she cuddled up with him and gave him a spoonful of brown sugar.

Spoonful of Brown Sugar by W. Brown Robbins July 11, 2010