slurm

A highly-addictive soft drink produced on the planet Wormulon. Has a mysterious secret ingredient.

Slurm--It's highly addictive!

by MultipleSifl September 29, 2003

slurm

a really tastey beverage consisting of vodka and mountain dew! or citrus drop mixed together in a pint glass for a refreshing and invigorating way to enjoy any vodka!...

"just made a fresh batch of slurm lets get trashed n talk politics ! yeah right ha drink some."

"just got some citrus drop and some vodka ........lets pop the drop and make some slurm!"

by slermin rhodes tobias January 21, 2009

slurm

A sloppy blowjob involving two dicks in one mouth. Always ends with a happy explosion with cream. Then, the mother of the taker, must drink the remaining cream

I just slurmped those two guys.

by Big ducks September 13, 2016

slurm

Alien feces a.k.a. Shit

"dude, that is one big pile of slurm"

by B_man March 20, 2003

slurm

someone who tries to get by without doing any work. Lazy.

John is being such a slurm today.

He has been slurming around the house all day.

Slurm of the month

Slurm is worm as sloth is to slow.

by Shar-ron August 14, 2008

slurm

like felching...the act of sucking jism out of your partners butthole after busting a huge wad in it

I fucked Mary in the starfish and dumped a huge load in her guts. I had a straw nearby and so I slurmed it....

by Headshok62 August 26, 2008

slurm

noun: sunscreen
verb: put on sunscreen (or any other squishy lotion)

Don't forget to slurm before going to the pool

by kim brown July 14, 2003