slowreader

figuratively, one who doesn't pick things up easily, especially things that are implied; literally, one who reads slowly; a band from Texas that is good now, even though they no longer exist

Person: He actually thought that you literally meant you could eat a horse??? Boy, he's definetely a slowreader.

slowreader by El_Scorcho July 26, 2005

GT Snowracer 

A GT Snowracer is a sex move where you are banging a girl doggystyle at the top of a staircase. One large thrust sends the two of you sledding down the stairs where you quickly pull out, ejaculate over her head and into her face (like snow). You position yourself on top of her with your hands pulling her arms back for steering. You bail at the bottom of the stairs as she skids out the front door.

Last night, I totally gave this hoe a GT Snowracer.

GT Snowracer by Courtesy Flush Media Inc. March 1, 2008

slowface 

Looking like you have the down syndrome or other form of retardedness. This does not mean you are retarded, you just look like it. Slowfaced features include lack of defintion in face, open mouth for long periods of time, and vacant stares for extended periods of time.

"So Bro look at Charlie, he is totally slowfaced." "Yeah Bro he totally looks like he has the down syndrome."

slowface by The Bros October 11, 2004

slowrice 

A Crazy Boy That Usually Looks Like Carl Off Of The Walking dead

Damn Slowrice You Got a Fat Ass

slowrice by SlowRice March 25, 2017