sloshball

Sloshball is kickball with beer. A keg is used in place of second base. When runners reach second base, they must finish a cup of beer before moving on to third. However, there is no force out at third base, so an unlimited number of people can be on second base drinking beer.

Everyone on the field must be holding a beer at all times. Fielders may not drop their beer in order to make a play on the ball. If a batter believes that a fielder is playing with an empty cup, batter may call a beer check on the fielder. If the fielder has an empty cup, he/she must drink. If the fielder made an out but was found to have no beer in their cup, the batter is safe. If there is beer in the cup, the batter who called beer check must drink.

All close plays should result in loud, profanity laced arguments.

If the game ends and no one has splashed beer on themselves, the game should be considered a failure.

Dude, kickball is so 1987. We need to be playin us some sloshball.

Dogg, why come you covered in piss beer?
Cus bro, I been playin sloshball all afternoon!

sloshball by Jonah Sauce May 13, 2008

sloshball

A game of softball when a keg of beer is placed at second base. In order to pass second base, the runner must drink a cup of beer from the keg.

"Hey man, let's pick up a keg and get a game of sloshball going."

sloshball by SenorBuckwheat March 8, 2004

sloshball

soccer with an empty draft ball.... drunk in the middle of a busy parking lot

GUY1: "sloshball time"
GUY2: "man, it's just us two"
GUY1: "bah... people will join..."

sloshball by sloshuala January 7, 2008

slowballer 

a guy who takes his sweet time to cum during sex even though she is totally ready to finish.

Ughh, fucking Jonny is so exhausting, he always takes so much time! He's such a slowballer.

slowballer by SMBerlin February 10, 2018

Slushball 

A form of street ball where a deposit of mud behind the basket often leads to the ball and the players becoming covered in 'slush'.

This differs from regulation street basketball where slush is absent.

"Longy got a leg full of mud after that layup - he's probably not used to Slushball"

"Swining into the mud is an integral, but underused part of Slushball"

Slushball by The Stable Master August 5, 2012

Slowball 

The 0.25x speed gamemode version of Haxball where you have about 7 years to react to moves.
Fantastic for fantastically mediocre players.

user 1: skullie's the greatest slowball player of all time
user 2: alal mon visage

Slowball by notskull99 June 26, 2021

Smooshball 

A game played with two players and a rubber ball hit against walls in a room.

Basics:

The main objective to win is to get the most points by hitting the ball into a bucket in ten minutes.

Each shot is worth one point.

There is a medium sized triangle marked around the bucket so that if the ball is inside of that triangle no player may touch it.

A new serve is started when the ball is hit into the bucket or stops bouncing.

Both players in the game must be sitting at all times.

Turbo Rounds:

In the event of a tie at the end of ten minutes, a 'Turbo round' is played.

Turbo rounds consist of the last player to tie up the game going fist having one minute to get as many points as they can, then the other player does the same. Whoever has more points wins.

If they tie again they repeat the 'Turbo round' until a player wins.

Bonuses:

If a player hits the ball into a small target on the opposite side of the court, they get two points.

If a player hits the ball and it hits at least 3 things (not the inside of the bucket) before it makes it in, they get two points.

End:

full Smooshball matches can last several games long, but can end after any ten minute game.

Hey, wanna play smooshball?

sure. :)

Smooshball by Ninjaroxursox May 8, 2010