When you have sexual relations with a person after Joe has had sexual relations with them.
Joe Fucked Lauri, and then Kirk had sex with her.

Kirk got a Sloppy Joe
by Utahman123 September 10, 2010
The act of taking a poop in a woman's vagina while on her period and then having sex with her therefore creating a sloppy joe with your poop acting as the beef and the woman's period blood acting as the seasoning.
A dirty girl enjoys a nice Sloppy Joe.

Annie wanted to have sex on her period, so I decided to give her a Sloppy Joe.
by SexWolf December 31, 2013
when two people have anal sex while one is constipated
guy #1: Fuck i made a mistake last night

guy #2: what happened?

guy #1: i had a sloppy joe last night

guy #2: wow you have some really bad luck
by Baron A June 03, 2010
vomiting on a dick while giving head

Background: Malcolm
My dick is so big, whenever a gurl gives me head, she does a sloppy joe
by Malcolm July 02, 2004
When a fat chick's pussy is so wet and cavernous that it sounds like fapping rather than sex
"Guess what!"
"I fucked your mum!"
"Yeah she is a real sloppy joe!"
by mehling August 28, 2012
Eating a girl out on her period and she orgasms so hard, she shits herself.
Nick: I will never eat sloppy joes again after last night.
by hamtojam December 07, 2011
When a girl is on her period, she poops without wiping. Then the guy has anal sex with the girl, and then takes his poop covered penis and sticks it into the girl's vagina. The poop and blood mix to form a red meat-looking substance. The guy then eats it out of the girl, the vaginal lips being like the buns.
My girlfriend makes the best sloppy joes.
by the really real master January 03, 2011

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