Sloffy Tart
The majority of chav girls who are fat and have faces like turnips are sloffy tarts, shame no one would ever want to sleep with them.
Sloffy Tart by Toothpaste Salad April 22, 2009
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Sloff
"Sloff" is a slang term originating in Scotland. It can be used in many ways, similar to "Beast"
It can be used as both an insult and a compliment.
"Sloff" can be used to describe someone who:
1. has attained legendary status
2. Is acting like a twat/wanker/idiot
3. someone who is good at a particular thing.
4. A common variant is "Bush sloff" which means sneaky or sly.
It can be used as both an insult and a compliment.
"Sloff" can be used to describe someone who:
1. has attained legendary status
2. Is acting like a twat/wanker/idiot
3. someone who is good at a particular thing.
4. A common variant is "Bush sloff" which means sneaky or sly.
slofty
Sloft Definitions: 1) "The 5am brain that is trying to be profound, but makes funny typo's." 2) slow slothful and soft. 3) see youtube videos of baby infant sloths.
I.E. SLOFTED: "The sinking feeling you get when you wake up in an ice bath in Mexico, missing a kidney."
(alternative uses Slofty, Slofted)
Better to be slofthearted and hardheaded than hardhearted and softheaded.
I.E. SLOFTED: "The sinking feeling you get when you wake up in an ice bath in Mexico, missing a kidney."
(alternative uses Slofty, Slofted)
Better to be slofthearted and hardheaded than hardhearted and softheaded.
"I NEED A DOCTOR FOR I HAVE BEEN SLOFTED!!"
Enjoy your slofty Sunday morning.
Sloft hearted and hardheaded.
Enjoy your slofty Sunday morning.
Sloft hearted and hardheaded.
slofty by The slofty Miss O. July 28, 2011
Sloofy
A. When an item of clothing has gotten stretched out, is super comfy, Or your socks have lost elasticity and do not stay up and become baggy on your feet.
B. A feeling you have when you just want to lay around all day and do nothing productive, like binge watch TV.
B. A feeling you have when you just want to lay around all day and do nothing productive, like binge watch TV.
Sloofy by Hollywoodkim October 25, 2018
Snoffy
Snoffy (adj) ~ on the most basic level it describes the way a cat gently sniffs objects in its vicinity. It can also be used to describe cute animals that sniff a lot such as rodents and dogs. On a more abstract level it can be applied to describe things that are cute, funny, positive.
To snoff (verb) ~ The act of snoffing.
The Snoffies (noun) ~ The divine experience of encountering a snoffing animal.
Snoffy (pronoun) ~ someone who is close to you: perhaps a family member, partner, close friend, or child.
To snoff (verb) ~ The act of snoffing.
The Snoffies (noun) ~ The divine experience of encountering a snoffing animal.
Snoffy (pronoun) ~ someone who is close to you: perhaps a family member, partner, close friend, or child.
"Wow your cat is soooo snoffy"
"Mmm this beer is so snoffy, I love this brand."
"WOE THAT SNOFFY HAS THE ZOOMIES!"
"Look at this fuckin' snoffy."
"That mouse is snoffing that cheese. Bigtime."
"There’s nothing quite like the snoffies on a Friday night during cuddle time"
"Hey snoffy, how was your day?"
"See I'm like, the snoffymommy... and this cat is like, my fucking son.... soooooooooo. FUCKING. DEAL WITH IT."
"Mmm this beer is so snoffy, I love this brand."
"WOE THAT SNOFFY HAS THE ZOOMIES!"
"Look at this fuckin' snoffy."
"That mouse is snoffing that cheese. Bigtime."
"There’s nothing quite like the snoffies on a Friday night during cuddle time"
"Hey snoffy, how was your day?"
"See I'm like, the snoffymommy... and this cat is like, my fucking son.... soooooooooo. FUCKING. DEAL WITH IT."