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Slobovia 

The ancestral homeland of slobs everywhere.
Of course my room is a wreck, I'm from Slobovia!
Slobovia by I, Wreckerrr September 26, 2020
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Slobovia 

Slobovia is a mythical homeland of the Slobs. It provides a handy excuse for sloppiness.
Hey, of course my desk is sloppy, it is a national tradition of Slobovia, my ancestral homeland! Proud home of the Slobs, you bigot!!
Slobovia by I, Wreckerrr September 14, 2020

Slobovian consulate 

This is a sloppy, unkempt place representing the proud Slobs people of Slobovia.
Gawddd, this place is so nasty it must be a Slobovian consulate!
Slobovo is the favorite TV clown and prime minister of Slobovia!
And now a word from our favorite clown and Prime minister - Slobovo!!! Honk - honk - crash squirt!!!!
Slobovo by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020
I just evolved my Slowpoke into a Slowbro. He automatically learned Attract and Swagger and is now chill as fuck.
Slowbro by Uge1 October 14, 2010
a Slobfro is an afro sported by white males, usually overweight. The person who has the afro can also be called slobfro, as either a derogatory term or a term of endearment.

In general slobfros work menial jobs such as bar-tending, as that allows them to sleep in, or perhaps at coffee shops or grocery stores if the slobfro in question is desperate enough. Slobfros are usually in crappy bands or play dungeons and dragons with friends, perhaps both.

It is not uncommon to see a slobfro in a crappy local opening band in a small scale show, or perhaps working the muscle for touring small time bands, but secretly aspire to become a band member himself.

A slobfro is seldom seen before noon, as he may have a night job or doesn't really get out of bed until then. If you come near a slobfro on Sundays, be prepared to hold your nose, as he rarely showers on weekends, and he may still be soaked in the beer from Friday night's party.

In general a slobfro is a nice person, easy going and quite jovial. He is not a frat guy, and can be quite knowledgable about certain subjects such as psychology, philosophy, entomology, or culinary expertise.
Slobfro is up before 3pm, whaaa?
Slobfro by jennywyatt August 31, 2010