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I just evolved my Slowpoke into a Slowbro. He automatically learned Attract and Swagger and is now chill as fuck.
by Uge1 October 11, 2010
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AJ Zackowski is a stinky bastard and an ice hockey stud
AJ stop being such a fucking slowbro
by thebarrish July 03, 2009
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A BRO THAT IS SLOW

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where am i
is that dude retarded? Naw, he's just a slowbro
by derpage July 27, 2010
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One of the worst Pokémon of all time. Fun Fact it was actually a mistake so they ended up just keeping it there
Your a slowbro
by XxXSMDXxX February 18, 2017
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