by chonez is lame May 13, 2004
a band listened to by 12-14 year olds who wouldn't know good music if it bit them in the ass.
play songs consisting of guitars with the gain and distortion cranked all the way up while playing power chords during 99% of the "songs".
a stupid talentless band who should be shot.
play songs consisting of guitars with the gain and distortion cranked all the way up while playing power chords during 99% of the "songs".
a stupid talentless band who should be shot.
by Codeman November 19, 2003
Slipknot is a ridiculously pathetic metal band from Iowa. There's a crapload of people in it, and they all suck, with the exception of James Root who's a decent guitarist. 90% of the people that listen to slipknot are posers. The end.
by Skeletine June 7, 2007
by Anonymous December 4, 2002
a band with 9 members making loud noises and callin it metal.
and it doesnt suck, nope!
you're just gonna like it if you're pretty new to metal and dont know shit about playin an electric guitar or even an instrument
and it doesnt suck, nope!
you're just gonna like it if you're pretty new to metal and dont know shit about playin an electric guitar or even an instrument
by esi88 January 7, 2010
Basically an overrated band which consists of nine (Yes, NINE) people. Sounding too much like Sepultura instrumentally and god knows what vocally they can only find fans through selling out by wearing masks and jumpsuits(Which look prety silly). Their style is Nu-metal (Or as 'Maggots' ((Or as I call them 'Faggots'))call Alternative Metal.) They call their fans Maggots which real people might call Faggots. I would agree that their drummer is good but everything else is just bleh. Their singer is also in a band called Stone Sour which I kinda like but I still detest Slipknot. They have a Turntablist in a band which is pointless. Their guitar parts are repetitive and their bass is just incoherant. Lately they have decided to put in solos into some of their songs but they still sound like a cat being choked by a vaccum cleaner.
fans of this band always try to get me to listen to them but I have heard them and I really dont find the music any good.
fans of this band always try to get me to listen to them but I have heard them and I really dont find the music any good.
Shitknot fan: Lolol u got 2 listin 2 Slipkunt, dey are da bestest ever.
Me: Ehh... no dont think so, go home.
Shitknot fan: omg ur queer slipknot are da bestest band ever and they have awesome gitars nd drumz. I'm a maggot and im awsum.
Me: Ahaha a Maggot. Even the band hates you. *Continues listening to Megadeth*
Me: Ehh... no dont think so, go home.
Shitknot fan: omg ur queer slipknot are da bestest band ever and they have awesome gitars nd drumz. I'm a maggot and im awsum.
Me: Ahaha a Maggot. Even the band hates you. *Continues listening to Megadeth*
by Crap>Skipknot January 31, 2007
self explanitry
by Please Enter Name Here ◙◙◙◙ June 25, 2003