Slipster 

A once-reputable hipster who has trouble keeping up with the behaviors and customs of the general hipster crowd.

"Aaron's hair hasn't been very disheveled lately . He's becoming quite the slipster."

"Jason is gaining too much weight. He's went from a 26 to a 28. Can you say slipster?"

Slipster by a real handful January 22, 2009

Sleepsterbation 

The act of Sleepsterbation is not under much debate. Although some believe it to be a myth, The truth behind the hidden art of Sleepsterbation lies in the cycle of sleep known as "rapid eye movement" (or REM.) While many can not control their physical movement while in this dream state, some "seasoned veteran's" are more adept at controling basic arm movements such as wiggles or sudden jerks. While not actually masterbating, the sudden jerks or wiggling of the arm causes the practitioner to become aroused and have a nocturnal emission.

Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.

Sleepsterbation is a wonderous thing.

Sleepsterbation by Kid Knux June 26, 2006

slapster fapster 

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.

Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*

slapster fapster by Slapster Fapster October 16, 2018

Slipster 

A slutty hipster. Slipster.

"Did you hear that Dave fucked Shannon, Sarah AND Jane?"

"I did! He's such a slipster!"

Slipster by anthony e king December 3, 2009

Slopster 

A person who drinks Red Passion Alize and then proceeds to hook-up with whatever has at least two legs and two breasts. On second thought, anything that moves.

"Look at that long haired grease ball being a slopster with that girl, wait a minute, is that a man/monster???"

Slopster by Ichi the Killer March 27, 2004

Slapster 

A person who consistently accomplishes tasks quickly and easily, often to the surprise or envy of others. Someone known for their efficiency and the ability to handle multiple tasks or problems with ease and apparent nonchalance.

Note: The term is often used with admiration, acknowledging the slapster's superior skills or abilities. It may also have a hint of humor or sarcasm, especially when the tasks being accomplished are not typically considered difficult.

I've seen her finish a whole project in an hour. She's a real slapster.

Did you see how quickly Bob finished that crossword puzzle? He's a real slapster when it comes to the kids' section of the newspaper.

You should have seen him on the basketball court, he was a total slapster - scoring points left and right.

Slapster by Maroon55 May 26, 2023

slapsterbating 

The erotic slapping of the genitals with the intentions to ejaculate.

Diedra is in to wild things. Her foreplay consists of her partner sensually slapsterbating her Clitorus maximus.

slapsterbating by horny narwhale March 6, 2015