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That Marcus, he's such a fapster, his floors are all dirty and his carpets are stained.
by Ssilver7 September 24, 2005
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A man or woman who has a unique but natural constant obsession with hitting meat.
"since she has become widowed she has become a fapster"
by Isunbbh May 21, 2017
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someone who wanks (faps) a lot.
"dude your such a fapster, your floors are all dirty and the carpets are stained"
by fapFAPfap September 03, 2012
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A person who has already fapped to the picture you just linked.
<nobody> random_picture_involving_dead_parrot.jpg
<derp> I'd fap to that
<fapster> already fapped that!
<derp> you're such fapster
by Bacon_Lover May 25, 2011
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A fapster is a fapper and hipster; someone who loves nerd stuff but eats vegan and is way smarter/more intellectual than you.
That guy on the apple commercials, not the PC one, he seems like a real fapster.
by HotKarlito July 22, 2008
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1) A fat Hipster
2) A person so engrossed in the trappings of being a hipster, they don't realise what a jerk-off they have become.
Wow! Grant is so wrapped up in finding the Great Undiscovered Craft Beer and looking for goat-cheese poutine that he can't see how much of an insufferable Fapster he's being. Will; give his head a shake.
by longrider700 May 20, 2016
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