sleading 

The act of reading a book while dozing off. Usually this is intentional, reading in order to fall asleep.

Bob spent the afternoon sleading outside on his porch swing.

sleading by Smedley von Shnurdley June 24, 2012

Sleading 

Falling asleep while reading.

He sat a the table, book in hand, sleading. Must have been a scintillating story.

Sleading by Kickarse Paula July 28, 2024

bob sleading 

the act of sticking a popsicle in a girls ass and sliding the popsicle off the stick

dude 1 i cant belive amber let me bob slead her

dude 2 no shit really?

dude 1 yea motherfucker it was grape

dude 2 congrats on the grape bob sleading

bob sleading by bartimac51 January 11, 2011

sloading 

slowly loading webpage

Man, facebook is sloading; I've been waiting 5 minutes to see her full body shot.

sloading by fx422 October 20, 2008

bonzai sledding 

The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.

"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"

"That's cool... you need a beer?"

"Yeah. Thanks."

bonzai sledding by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008

Drunk Sledding 

When A snow day comes around and you want a little spark to sledding. Best when sledding 10 minutes after gulping down 10 shots of your favorite liquor. You wont feel a thing.

Yo, Were snowed in, lets get some Absolut and go drunk sledding!

Drunk Sledding by Abu and Antonella December 14, 2008

Night Sledding 

Female masturbation, usually involving a sex toy

Ex 1- Trisha: Im going night sledding with my pops

Portia: You shouldn't name your dildos Trisha.

Night Sledding by Sarah C Cups December 31, 2012