Splash Marketing. noun. This is the effective use of contemporary social media to put forth a product or service. It is the OPPOSITE of spamming your friends on their social media to buy your items or services. Its a concise, directed approach as opposed to "HI NAME IS BLAH BLAH and I made BLAH BLAH BLAH, contact me at BLAHBLAHBLAH" posted over and over. Its a more subtle approach to building a brand by posting pictures, and letting your audience in a bit more into your personal life. When people feel more connected to you as an artist, people are more comfortable spending more money more often.
Splash marketing is a way to gently let your friends, and thus their friends know that you are available with a valuable resource and your instantly accessible when they need you.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!