slash i 

To ignore a person. Mainly used in electronic communications, i.e., cell phones. To be ignored is to to be put on slash I. Originally derived from the IRC days of using /i to ignore a person.

"Hey man...I tried to call you all last night, you musta had me on slash i." or "Rogers, you got me on slash i or something? I been trying to get a hold of you for a minute

slash i by Petrol555 April 25, 2005

slash ignore 

Saying "slash ignore" to someone means you don't want to hear what they are saying. From MMORPGs (e.g. WoW), where the command "/ignore" hides all messages from a specified user.

A: "Go fuck yourself!"
B: "Slash ignore."
A: "What?"

slash ignore by Niddler October 13, 2007

splish splash I be eating yo ass

This can be used when or while eating someone's or your ass in the bath, shower, or pool. You can sing this while eating or being eaten.

Hey wanna splish splash eat my ass?
Splish splash I be eating yo ass!!

splish splash I be eating yo ass by controversial dog October 11, 2021

slash in the cheek 

A song by the mad MC Ewan about assualt

Ewan: "I'll giver her a slash in the cheek"

slash in the cheek by Snake 2021 April 3, 2021

slash it up

to take full advantage of something

person 1 - "there's gonna be free booze at the party tonight"
person 2 - "excellent i'm gonna slash it up"

on spotting someone giving out free food samples "i'm gonna slash some of that up"

slash it up by nicola squire October 18, 2007

I'd smash 

Pronunciation: Eyed Smash
Function: Vernacular, Expressive Phrase
Etymology: From "I'd hit it"

Used to express when someone wishes to sleep with an attractive member of the opposite sex.

"What do you think of Jenny?"
"I'd smash."

I'd smash by Keta January 27, 2006

I'd Smash 

A term used by guys to briefly rate a female. Means the girl could be anywhere between 'really fucking hot' or 'ok'. A girl decent enough to fuck or above.

Guy 1:Hey,what would you rate Brianna?
Guy 2:Eh,shes ok. Nice ass but her face looks weird. I'd smash.

(hot girl walks by group of guys)
Guy 1: Id Smash
Guy 2: Same.
Group nods in approval.

I'd Smash by HYPERLINK! December 18, 2011