slarp 

The sound a wet cock makes when it hits a chick in the face.

the slarp from my cock hitting her face could be heard all through the quad.

slarp by Anonymous August 6, 2003

SLARP 

Sexy Live Action Role Playing

Hey Baby, why don't you go get your broadsword and we'll SLARP it up in this bitch... magic missle! pew pew!

SLARP by optikalsaint July 11, 2011

slarp 

v. to get ever so tired, and thus nearing sleep, feel sensations tending towards snugging: slarping (to sleep), slarpy (sleepy), slarps (sleepiness).

(yawning) "Dearest, it's half past snuggle time, are you ready to slarp?"

slarp by Cat Palace December 22, 2008

slarp 

A pervierions of the word slop. Used to sexually describe a person. Generally regarded as more derogatory than slop or sloppy.

Kachinka has a really slarpy cooch, its positively festering!

slarp by Amatt X. Graveus December 12, 2003

slarp 

To cup a fart with your hand and slap someone in the face.

"Dude, I just slarped Mike and he puked all over my shoe."

slarp by Jimmy Jazz February 10, 2005

slarp 

The noise that a slut makes when she slurps.

slarp by Guy from Perry October 30, 2003

Slarp 

Like the word slurp, but it hits harder

They tried to slarp all them dicks.

Slarp by SorbicPseudonym July 5, 2023