slarpy 

n.
Excessive cumming on your hand due to youporn.com

Today was a slarpy day. My fingers kept crusting to the keyboard.

slarpy by floog July 23, 2009

SlapYoMamaParlay 

A risky parlay bet that has virtually no chance of winning, but pays out 100-1. The insane amount of money won makes you contemplate slapping your mother because of the dopamine /or adrenaline rush.

My rent is due tomorrow and I only have $10 in my bank account. I guess I’ll go to the casino and place a SlapYoMamaParlay.

SlapYoMamaParlay by xPPx October 1, 2019

slurpyhorsepussy 

Very similar to a SlurpyDogPussy except the pussy has taken on characteristics that now show signs of being shot out burnt out and completely worn out. SlurpyHorsePussy is the next evolution after SlurpyDogPussy in the subhumanspecies sex bestiality realm as once Dog Dick doesn't work for that DoggyPussy any longer than a woman graduates to Horse cock and once horse cock gets ahold of that pussy it takes on a completely new and different completely worn out look and it's all bad and downhill from there.

Damn bruh that chick Jillian shit is all mashed up and abused I think shes not fucking with dogs but her shit is straight SlurpyHorsePussy and she's fucking with Horse cock.

slurpyhorsepussy by JillianQuist November 20, 2019

big slappy 

the perfect ass of the scout in tf2

i was talking to this girl and damn she got that big slappy

big slappy by rabidspanial May 24, 2016

SlurpyDogPussy 

When a chick has a really loose and fat pussy and stretched out as if she has been getting fucked by k9 dogs.

Man bro I fucked that chick last night and I pounded her for days and still couldn’t cum. That chick has a SlurpyDogPussy.

SlurpyDogPussy by SlimJimRazorEdge November 9, 2019

ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy 

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian and ur granny tranny. Every time it is said, someone shits a whole football

Teddy: “Ur Mom gay”
Skeet: “No u”
Teddy: “Ur daddy lesbian”
Skeet: “Hey uhh—“
Teddy: “UR GRANNY TRANNY”
Skeet: “MAN STOP RIGHT—“
Teddy: “Ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy!”
Skeet: *Dies and shits a whole football* *Rectum the size of Rosie O’Donnel*

ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy by IFap232BluntsIG March 11, 2018

protein slurpy

when you dump your load into a girls mouth

o shes hooked on the protein slurpies, she cant get enough

protein slurpy by stu f. May 6, 2004