Slap you with a day old biscuit 

When you have been pissed at someone since yesterday and are on the edge of hitting them today.

Don't say nuthin to me. You were wrong for that sh@t yesterday. I will slap you with a day old biscuit!!

Slap you with a day old biscuit by MidCenturyMr January 14, 2009

slap you with a day old biscuit 

Hitting someone and making them feel like they never got a chance to butter their muffin

Don't talk to me today after what you did, I'll slap you with a day old biscuit!

slap you with a day old biscuit by MidCenturyMr January 14, 2009

Slap You SIlly 

Meaning I'll slap the f*ck out of you until you're dizzy.

Boy: I swear to you I didn't cheat on you!
Girl: Don't lie to me bitch I ought to slap you silly.

Slap You SIlly by Shaya CUH June 26, 2020

Slap you with ma’ greasy hand 

Not having the time or in the mood to deal with someone’s bullshit that you wouldn’t even take the time to wipe off your hand when eating chicken wings or ribs before you slap the shit out of them.

John S.: Hey can I have one of those?

*reaches to take a bbq spare rib*

*John V turns and blocks advancing hand*

John V: Don’t make me slap you with ma’ greasy hand!

Slap you with ma’ greasy hand by jonnygreenjeans March 8, 2019

Slap you silly 

Striking in the face of one's opponent with an open, wet palm (see topkapi) leaving the recipient dazed and silly at any time of the day or night. Recipient of the slap may not be lucid or responsive for more than 30 seconds.

By Da flying squirrel

I will slap you silly until you look for the ring, hobbit.

Slap you silly by Da flying squirrel October 20, 2015

slap you crost yo lips 

To slap someone across the mouth.

"Ima slap you crost yo lips!"

slap you crost yo lips by Craqhaid August 10, 2008

Slap You Ballheaded

Southern etiology - To kick someone's ass - usually for a very good reason.

You talk to me like that again and i'll Slap You Ballheaded!

Slap You Ballheaded by KImCobain August 4, 2017