Someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything.
- "Doesn't Brett know that the street he just turned into is a dead end?"
- "Damn what a fucking slapdick, he always gets lost"
- "Damn what a fucking slapdick, he always gets lost"
by Aubtin March 10, 2008
what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!
by Fred July 23, 2004
A slapdick is a person who acts in a goofy manner, a clown-like way, or jokes around a lot, no matter the situation, person or place. This person isn’t to be taken seriously or else you will become angered or triggered by this individual. Slapdicks are also known to act like idiots, whether or not this is on purpose depends on person to person. If slapdickery is taken too far, not only can a person’s feelings get hurt, but a person can get physically hurt or even injured.
*sports team proceeds to drop kick and teabag each other over a bag of donuts and someone gets seriously hurt
The Coach: See, this is what happens when you act like a bunch of slapdicks!!!
The Coach: See, this is what happens when you act like a bunch of slapdicks!!!
by The Black 🌚 December 24, 2020
I can't believe that slapdick George Bush was a two-term president.
Unless they thought I was a total slapdick, I should get the job.
Unless they thought I was a total slapdick, I should get the job.
by AmandaHugankiss April 24, 2010
an idiot, dumbass... someone who would rather slap their own dick, rather than give a fuck about you need them for
by XePhA88 July 30, 2003
A pain in the ass. Lazy SOB. Who depends on GPS to get around and Makes most Mentally Retarded people seem normal.
by T Dizzle Boi June 23, 2007
game played for fun by homosexual or heterosexual males. Game usually begins by slapping the other players dick when they least expect it. Famous moves include grab and roll or pinch and twist.
by Toke1 April 11, 2006