skuse

to work all day and actually do no work

i am writing this up on urban dict. because i am currently having a skuse day.

skuse by slowent December 9, 2009

skwerl 

A squirrel that's part of an evil conspiracy to conquer the Earth and manipulate Acorn supplies to their diabolical advantage.

If you see a skwerl, run for your life!

skwerl by Ross Archer March 13, 2003

Skweed 

The southern hick term for weed.

This weed is typically very harsh and cheap, just like your daughter's virginity.

Y'all, whom's't'd've smoked up the skweed?

Yall ain't gonna pick up some sour skweed from that Arkie up in Obion are ya?

Skweed by A sad rural tennessee resident October 13, 2017

Skweezy Jibbs 

An internet comedian sensation.

YO I JUST PEEPED DAT NEW SKWEEZY JIBBS VIDEO AND IT WAS FUCKIN HILARIOUS DAWG!

Skweezy Jibbs by TrafficpIlla January 27, 2010

Skiwee

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Skiwee fixed all the problems with our AC. Skiwee got our entire house cleaned.

Skiwee by SkiweeIN February 23, 2017

skuwop 

1. skuwop, a word used when reffering to having done something admirable in terms of selling drugs, making an exceptional move or play in a sport, or in the game of picking up a female.
2. Skuwop can also be used as a word meaning "to leave" or " to dipset out"

killa : ayyy man , i just flipped a couple onions
pp: SKUWOP

or

man shit i punched that kid in the face and took his o and then i skuwoped up out.

skuwop by killa E March 17, 2007

Skuced 

To fail miserably at the hands of a evil, sadistic, dictatorial, statistically inclined stats professor who will punish you for being of lesser intelligence then he/she

derived from 21st century Statistics Professor

Student 1: Yo man the prof totally failed me on that test.
Student 2: Dude you have been Skuced!

Skuced by Skuced to the max December 18, 2010