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v. To blow a load (Ejaculate) in somone's face.
You see that bitch in the back row... I skoozed her last night!
skooze by Sam Lee Respess March 28, 2009
Related Words
Skoczyć magika skoozer skoch skoozie Skock skooze skoozy skoc skoche Skochko
"That bitch is a skoozy"
skoozy by mistymo1 May 16, 2006
That dude antho a skoozie...he don’t even know what parlay mean
Skoozie by freezyyyy June 8, 2019
To blow a wad in somebody's face.
"See that girl sitting in the back row? I skoozed her last night."
Adj: Characterized by being of, or related to, the neanderthal persuasion.

Pronunciation: 'scodes'

Derived from the 'Skoda' bloodline which originated somewhere in Northern Europe.
(1) Look at that brute trying to make fire with his titanic hands, what a skodz.

(2) Did you just see that skodz trying to use the keyboard? I almost pissed myself laughing.
skodz by UMCPStudent July 25, 2009
A downwardly mobile, low income, juvenile variant redneck between the ages of 15 to 25 usually inhabiting the suburban fringes of small to medium sized metropolitan areas. The prototypical Skozer is characterized by long hair (sometimes feathered), whispy moustache, high-top sneakers, jeans and a death metal or monster truck type t-shirt. Typically observed driving trucks with outlandishly large tires, the skozer is often a dune buggy/off road enthusiast with a penchant for cheap beer and a variety of non prescription street drugs.
"Cody got Mandy pregnant when she was sixteen. What a skozer!"
Skozer by Meat Ball May 6, 2008