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skroingle baby 

A person who acts as if they are an octopus living in the clouds, but only at the strip clubs for all of the octopus dollars. this person will usually be using crocs, and use the phrases like “what up dawg” unironically. this person is the most evil on the planet, and is plotting at all times to take over the world.
Skroingle baby : “What up dawg
Non Skroingly : What, are you a skroingle baby or something?

Skroingle baby : *plotting to take revenge on the non skroingly*
skroingle baby by Fartlicker3000 September 4, 2022

Skroingle baby 

A skroingle baby (noun.) is formally used to describe the most evil a person can be. Skroingle babies use all their free time to plot revenge on enemies, people who have offended them. One day, all skroingle babies will take over the world. Skroingle babies are born evil, many spend their free time in octopus costumes at strip clubs. If you are not sure if they are a Skroingle baby or not, look for how they interact, Skroingle babies tend to use phrases like “what up dawg” unironically. If you see a skroingle baby in plain sight, do not interact, they can use anything against you. Beware, they are creeping, and lurking at times you will least expect it.
Skroingle baby : “What up dawg
Non skroingle : “Are you a Skroingle baby or something?”
Skroingle baby : *Starts plotting revenge*
Skroingle baby by Fartlicker3000 September 4, 2022

Skroingle Baby 

The ultimate boss babe. An octopus that lost all of its tentacles. What is an octopus without tentacles? A skroingle baby.
Person a: did you see Becky got in a car accident and is now brain dead?
Person b: omg yeah she’s such a skroingle baby now

skringle 

Someone who is described as a scared little creature , almost in a skrungly sort of way
Yoooo you're such a skringle

Your wife's a skringle
skringle by LavenderSkies January 23, 2023

skringleplocked 

Demolished, or having one's eyes taken from their sockets.

Usually not literally, but can be.
"bro why did you rip out my eyes"
"haha, get skringleplocked, fool"

"aw man, you beat me again"
"my man got completely skringleplocked"
skringleplocked by Miners_Charm November 28, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026