Flirt, Squirt and Skirt 

The act of courting and knocking up a girl, then immediately leaving them to be a single mom.

Tom - What happened to Angela? She used to get tons of boyfriends.
Brad - Jack gave her the flirt, squirt and skirt
Tom - Oh, damaged goods then. What a shame...

Flirt, Squirt and Skirt by ergonomics July 30, 2018

Squirt and skirt 

Same as hitting it and quitting it. You have sex with a female then leave her in the dust.

Me and Hannah hooked up last night. She wanted a relationship so I had to squirt and skirt

Squirt and skirt by Beefynacho February 13, 2020

shirt squirt 

When a man ejaculates, most often from jerkin his gherkin, and he shoots some man muck, most often by accident, onto his shirt.

Bill Clinton was renowned for walking the halls of the oral office with a little collateral shirt squirt on his outfit.

shirt squirt by Jimmy Dink March 22, 2017

Shirt Squirter 

A bacon and runny egg bap. Deliberately squirts egg yolk on your shirt when you innocently try to eat it.

Do you want a shirt squirter from the canteen?!

Shirt Squirter by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020

Squirt Shirt

A shirt with spunk stains (usually the result of a masturbatory session when tissues or toilet paper were out of reach) that a guy knowingly wears out in public.

Harry thought he could get away with wearing his squirt shirt to the company picnic, but it was a plain white t-shirt, and the cum stains were clearly visible to his boss and co-workers.

Squirt Shirt by noodles montgomery October 18, 2009

skirrt and squirt 

To go on a drive with friends that then leads to the sexual act of intercourse the leading to squirting

I went for a skirrt and squirt with my friends Racheal, Jack and Joel

skirrt and squirt by Thewankbank754327 February 4, 2025