4 definitions by fancyphanickpants
Alan is a wonderful guy with a MASSIVE heart. He also has EXTRA big feet. Has fluffy guinea pigs called Spud and Doug, they also have MASSIVE feet. Alan uses a lot of product on his beard that is really shiny and fluffy and nice.
Also he wants people to know that he has very masculine hands (WHICH ARE ALSO BIG).
Alan likes soup and brown hair ;)
Also he wants people to know that he has very masculine hands (WHICH ARE ALSO BIG).
Alan likes soup and brown hair ;)
by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020
Some days you have a dicky whatsit, and then some days you don't.
Can sometimes relate to a Hairy Pair' Sausage Casserole.
Immac and Veet may help a dicky whatsit... especially after a hairy sausage casserole!
You don't want a barbed wired wedgie in your dicky whatsit!
Please embrace your dicky whatsit, you have a lovely dicky whatsit.
Try to optimise your dicky whatsit.
Dicky whatsits are just part of life's rich pattern.
A dicky whatsit is just like converting a JSON payload.
...a dicky whatsit happens more frequent than you m ay think!
Can sometimes relate to a Hairy Pair' Sausage Casserole.
Immac and Veet may help a dicky whatsit... especially after a hairy sausage casserole!
You don't want a barbed wired wedgie in your dicky whatsit!
Please embrace your dicky whatsit, you have a lovely dicky whatsit.
Try to optimise your dicky whatsit.
Dicky whatsits are just part of life's rich pattern.
A dicky whatsit is just like converting a JSON payload.
...a dicky whatsit happens more frequent than you m ay think!
by fancyphanickpants October 21, 2021
A bacon and runny egg bap. Deliberately squirts egg yolk on your shirt when you innocently try to eat it.
by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020
We Note: Denys is a living legend.
Denys does not have armpit fat. but may have fat in other places. Mute Paul!!! Denys is trying not listen to himself talk.
Denys has a friend called Myrtle, she's not a turtle. But they like to bumsquat together, it is nice.
Rob is really regretting joining this call...
Denys likes fish and chips from Loo and radiators and he's not bald.
Denys came from Whales but Whales is closed :( Now Denys is stuck in the loo.
The end. (But he is very brave)
Denys does not have armpit fat. but may have fat in other places. Mute Paul!!! Denys is trying not listen to himself talk.
Denys has a friend called Myrtle, she's not a turtle. But they like to bumsquat together, it is nice.
Rob is really regretting joining this call...
Denys likes fish and chips from Loo and radiators and he's not bald.
Denys came from Whales but Whales is closed :( Now Denys is stuck in the loo.
The end. (But he is very brave)
Be like Denys
by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020