2 definitions by ergonomics

Flirt, Squirt and Skirt

The act of courting and knocking up a girl, then immediately leaving them to be a single mom.

Tom - What happened to Angela? She used to get tons of boyfriends.
Brad - Jack gave her the flirt, squirt and skirt
Tom - Oh, damaged goods then. What a shame...

by ergonomics July 31, 2018

Polishing Your Pitchfork

Preemptively refining critique of a work or viewpoint to its best possible form.

"On Ghostbusters Reboot"

Before polishing your pitchfork> why the hell do they push women and "girl power" so much in this movie? That's not what this series is about!

After polishing your pitchfork -> the women in this movie are being used as shallow marketing ploys, not as new and unique characters. That's what we want in this movie.

by ergonomics January 14, 2020