Tom Skilling 

The trillest meteorologist to have ever been on the air. You can catch him on WGN news at 9.

Jeff: Is it gonna rain tonight?
Alex: Tom Skilling said it was, and he's never wrong

Tom Skilling by trilldude69 January 2, 2014

Skilling's Law 

The immutable law that the higher a person climbs the corporate ladder the more useless they become to common business & management tasks. Named after Jeffery Skilling of Enron fame.

"Why is Bob the VP asking everybody who there are doing?"
"Joyce the Deptartment head is off this week. He told her he'd look after things while she's gone."
"OMG don't let him do anything while he's here. That man is the personification of Skilling's Law."

Skilling's Law by Woody 23112 February 16, 2009

ski polling 

In porn, it is where a woman jacks off two men standing above her as she kneels below. She grips their cocks like ski poles and strokes them off.

She was ski polling both guys until they came

ski polling by Workaholics_fan March 18, 2014

skillinged 

to think that you're so smart that you can get away with anything, only to be caught and spend the next 24 years of your life in federal fuck me in the ass prison. Enjoy! see enron

peter is gonna get skillinged, he thought he thought of everything he'd need to rob the bank, except that all the tellers new him by name

skillinged by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006

skolling 

(Australian slang term) - Pronounced 'skulled'

-To down an alcoholic beverage in one go (typically a larger one, such as a pint of beer)

I skolled my pint of beer
He's skolling that drink

skolling by Deltek Minotaur November 14, 2013

up skilling 

Increasing the skills of staff

To train and enhance knowledge of the team with up skilling training days

up skilling by Sare sare June 21, 2017

skilling

To complete dominate in life, by being a boss and taking what you want.

Jeffery came to work one day at Enron had made a Skilling.

skilling by unknownsenses February 11, 2015